Warning! This Weird Tutorial would turn you Into a Dog

Start with an animal you're so obsessed with you want to crawl inside its skin.

Next, draw its face on top of your own.

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Keep going until you feel like you're more beast than human, you freak.

Guys, if you keep going, the toughest part about this is coloring half your dick red. (But you can stop at the neck if you're a quitter.)

Nothing unnerving about unblinking, piercing blue eyes!

Nothing at all...

But hey, it's definitely worth it to be able to shit outside without anyone yelling at you, right?