1. "Shit. Probably shouldn't have had that Big Gulp."
2. "There's no bathroom nearby. Can I hold it? Yeah, I can totally hold it."
3. "Maybe if I cross my legs nice and slow, it'll go away."
4. "THAT WAS A TERRIBLE DECISION. It's so much worse now."
5. "Don't think about water. Or waterfalls. Or running faucets. Or flowing rivers. WHO IS POURING WATER RIGHT NOW?!"
6. "Why am I in so much pain?! It's like my bladder is stabbing me with a tiny sword."
7. "Oh god, it's coming. Time for the pee pee dance."
8. "My abdomen is literally swelling. I am pregnant WITH PEE."
9. "Has anyone ever died from holding their pee too long?? I'm going to be the first aren't I."
10. "HOLY SHIT I SEE A BATHROOM."
11. "Walking hurts so bad. Can people see me waddling? I may not make it. Tell my cat I loved her."
12. "Made it to the stall! Pants offfff...WHY AM I WEARING A BELT?!"
13. *Pressure washes inside of toilet bowl with monstrous pee stream*
14. "That was close...Is anyone else thirsty?"