30+ reasons that show, you would have to be totally MAD! to visit Netherlands

1. The Netherlands? There’s really not much going on there.

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2. The scenery is pretty average.

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3. Amsterdam is nothing special.

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4. There is no culture; you’ll be bored out of your mind if you go.

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5. The dunes aren’t pretty at all.

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6. Summers are just a pain in the ass.

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7. Even the birds can’t wait to leave.

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8. Nothing of interest happens on a Dutch beach.

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9. I bet this guy is SUPER bored of the 'Lands'!

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10. And there’s too much cheese everywhere.

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11. All the cities are SUPER dull.

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12. People love to just sit on terraces and chat to one another – WHY!?!

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13. Cycling everywhere is such a hassle.

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14. Children clearly hate it.

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15. Parents even transport their kids in these weird crates – how cruel!

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16. The way the Dutch like to celebrate is pretty boring.

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17. And on New Year’s Day they all run into the icy North Sea. Show-offs.

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18. Amsterdam Pride? One of the dullest parties out there.

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19. Dutch people don’t give a crap about their footballers.

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20. The Queen is just such an average woman.

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21. And the royals travel around in ugly carriages like this.

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22. The entire place is just TOO flat.

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23. And annoyingly colourful.

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24. Dutch people are SOO plain looking.

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25. Yawn, go back to Westeros, Michiel Huisman.

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26. And the country is way too small. There’s no room for anyone.

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27. Where the hell are you supposed to go and collect your thoughts?

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28. You just feel so claustrophobic everywhere you go.

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29. And it’s such a hideous country at night.

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30. The houses are too cute; it’s irritating.

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31. How on earth could you live in one of these?

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32. Beware please stay away from the Netherlands!

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33. What is that? They drink.

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34. God help you, if you still go there.

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