1. The Netherlands? There’s really not much going on there.
2. The scenery is pretty average.
3. Amsterdam is nothing special.
4. There is no culture; you’ll be bored out of your mind if you go.
5. The dunes aren’t pretty at all.
6. Summers are just a pain in the ass.
7. Even the birds can’t wait to leave.
8. Nothing of interest happens on a Dutch beach.
9. I bet this guy is SUPER bored of the 'Lands'!
10. And there’s too much cheese everywhere.
11. All the cities are SUPER dull.
12. People love to just sit on terraces and chat to one another – WHY!?!
13. Cycling everywhere is such a hassle.
14. Children clearly hate it.
15. Parents even transport their kids in these weird crates – how cruel!
16. The way the Dutch like to celebrate is pretty boring.
17. And on New Year’s Day they all run into the icy North Sea. Show-offs.
18. Amsterdam Pride? One of the dullest parties out there.
19. Dutch people don’t give a crap about their footballers.
20. The Queen is just such an average woman.
21. And the royals travel around in ugly carriages like this.
22. The entire place is just TOO flat.
23. And annoyingly colourful.
24. Dutch people are SOO plain looking.
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25. Yawn, go back to Westeros, Michiel Huisman.
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